how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A


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i really want to carry a torch in a cave just like one time

(Source: seven-lilies, via stephtheawesome)



"you’ll understand when you’re older"

i am older and i understand absolutely nothing

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the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

(via lazygirlsramblings)



remember 2001-2004 though???!? remember windows xp and kerrang and neopets and shrek being a big deal and beyblades and ps2 skating/snowboarding games and “i believe in a thing called love” and flash video sites and avril lavigne and wearing chains on jeans and t.A.T.u. and seeing LOTR and PotC in cinemas and how every boy looked like reese from malcolm in the middle

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Notice only 20 shades of gray

It’s been proven that women actually have an acute ability to pick up subtle differences in colors

Then I might be a man because I only see like eight colors in all that mess…

thats probably also because like 1/12 men have some sort of color vision deficiency while only 1/255 women do so

I swear part of it is indifference/laziness. They probably see almost every difference we see they just don’t see the point of differentiating with words. “Yeah, it’s lighter but it’s still fuckin’ red.” They don’t give a crap what kind of red they’re lookin’ at. To be honest I don’t disagree. 

(Source: best-of-memes, via i-fucked-your-mum)







dad and mom

treat or trick

josh and drake

cheese and mac

stop that thank you

jelly and peanut butter

George and Fred

white and black

Juliet and Romeo

This is the most uncomfortable post on tumblr

The scariest thing about this post is that I couldn’t work out what was wrong for a good minute until I read them aloud because my brain automatically read them in their correct order 

Nah, the scariest thing is we’ve normalised the concept that there is a "correct order". There’s not one damn reason any of these should be incorrect. Well, actually, Romeo and Juliet is the name of the play, but if you were just referring to the characters… You know what I mean!

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No description needed…. #badlydoneemma #emmaapproved #alexknightley #emmawoodhouse #harrietsmith (puppets made by @katiecampshure ) (at Leakycon 2014)


letters-intertwined said: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers!

Aw! This is really sweet. 

Um um um…

  1. I have a nice, versatile singing voice.
  2. I look good in glasses.
  3. I’m a pretty fantastic hugger.
  4. I’m easy to talk to and be around.
  5. I’m a low maintenance friend and girlfriend. Super easy to please.

Book Tag

I was tagged by sometimes-liz

Rules: In a text post, list ten books that have stayed with you in some way. Don’t take but a few minutes, and don’t think too hard…

  1. Fear of Flying by Erica Jong
  2. Everything is Illuminated by Jonathan Safran Foer
  3. Survivor by Chuck Palahnuik
  4. Invisible Monsters by Chuck Palahniuk
  5. Farenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury
  6. Protector of the Small Quarter by Tamora Pierce
  7. Alyzon Whitestarr by Isobelle Carmody
  8. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
  9. Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas
  10. Strange Pilgrims by Gabriel Garcia Marquez

I tag: lazygirlsramblings, guldfiskn, droolylilprincess, atrafeathers, in-3ssence-divided, letters-intertwined, saladbard, one-more-reason, catchtheflames, the-satanic-leaf-tailed-gecko

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